Nose texting. I’m a teenage dog, you know. I have learned rapid-nose text to other dogs in passing cars. You have to be fast. In order to text, dogs use the window operating system. A nose swipe sideways and a smudge or two is really easy to fit into a stoplight pause.
What? You people want to know what dogs have to text about? The usual:
We listen to the radio while we travel and I have heard much about Obama Care. I tried to figure out if dogs were going to be insured or not. I just was worried about the deadline and being on the road and missing it. Then one morning when they were talking about that deadline, Kath leaned over and said, "You're covered." I was so relieved. Thanks, Obama. Dogs love you.
From my post here in California
I would like to pause and consider
how lucky I am to be a little dog, mostly well-behaved seeing the world. Signing off, pup.